2 -2014- | A Haunted House

Steve didn’t laugh. But somewhere in the dark, a phantom audience did. A slow, recorded clap. And the feeling that this wasn’t a haunting anymore. It was a franchise.

The video cut to a Ouija board planchette sliding on its own, spelling out “MORE SCARES.” A chandelier fell in slow motion—but a cushion landed exactly where it hit. A ghostly figure in a bedsheet stood by the stairs, holding a clapboard that read: TAKE 2 . a haunted house 2 -2014-

The lights went out. The grandfather clock chimed fourteen again. When they came back on, the Ouija board was on his cot. The planchette moved. It spelled: S-T-E-V-E—then—D-I-E—then—C-U-T—then—L-A-U-G-H. Steve didn’t laugh