Alien Skin Software Master Bundle Collection 2010-hufc- -

Xenofex 2 was for chaos. Constellation. Turn a portrait into a star chart of black holes. Crumple. A wedding photo? Not anymore—now it looked like it had been pulled from a trash compactor on the Death Star. Electrify. Blue-white forks of lightning crawling from a girl’s eye. My friends said, "That's cool." They didn’t understand that I wasn't editing photos; I was corrupting them.

At least until the counterfeit warning popped up again. Alien Skin Software Master Bundle Collection 2010-hufc-

Splat! was the weird uncle. It did rings, loops, and a filter called Edges that made everything look like a silkscreen disaster. I used it to make a poster for a fake post-apocalyptic carnival: a carousel horse with teeth. Xenofex 2 was for chaos

I made things that year. A hundred JPEGs, a dozen failed band logos, three CD-R covers for friends' demos. Most are lost now on a hard drive that clicks ominously in a closet. But the feeling remains. Crumple

Inside: Eye Candy 5, Xenofex 2, Splat!, Image Doctor, and the holy grail, Exposure 2.