Ashes Cricket 2009 -europe- Today

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Every boundary he hit was a trade agreement ratified. Every wicket he took was a border dispute settled. The run rate wasn't runs per over; it was "Euros per Capita." The fall of a wicket coincided with a news ticker flashing across the bottom of the screen: "SPAIN REQUESTS BAILOUT." Ashes Cricket 2009 -Europe-

The ball hit the stumps. The screen didn't flash "OUT." It flashed It didn’t