Rest in peace, Averagejoe493. Wherever you are, your carpet is immortal. Have you found a similarly weird, inexplicable file on an old hard drive? Share the filename in the comments. Let’s excavate the digital past together.
The date stamp is July 14, 2012. The username is a throwaway: Averagejoe493. The title is a cringe-inducing adolescent punchline.
Averagejoe493 understood the currency of provocation. By titling the file “Sisters Butt,” he (and I’ll assume gender based on the gaming audio) weaponized clickbait before clickbait had a name. He was betting that curiosity—or base horniness—would override reason. But here’s the twist: he delivered nothing.