Rohan didn’t think twice. He recorded Sharma ji reciting the Hanuman Chalisa onto a blank disc, labelled it exactly the same— Bajrangi Bhaijaan 2015 Hindi 1080p BluRay 6CH 3GB —and mailed it to the address hidden in the video’s metadata.

Sharma ji didn’t laugh. He looked tired, his kurta stained with tea. “Five years ago, my daughter eloped with a man from across the border. We haven’t heard from her since. Last week, someone sent me this disc from Lahore. No letter. No return address. Just this label: Bajrangi Bhaijaan 2015 Hindi 1080p BluRay 6CH 3GB .”

Rohan laughed. “Sir, that’s Salman Khan.”