3 - Broforce

Freedom forever. Bros to the end.

For the uninitiated: Broforce is the digital equivalent of chugging a can of energy drink while yelling the Star-Spangled Banner . It’s a side-scrolling shooter where every playable character is an 80s/90s action hero with a punny name (Rambro, The Brominator, Snake Broskin). broforce 3

That is confirmation enough for me.

And here is the terrifying, beautiful truth: The world isn’t ready for it. Before you ask: Where was Broforce 2? Freedom forever

The game is pure, uncut parody. It mocks hyper-masculinity by cranking it to 11 until the dial breaks. It’s Starship Troopers the video game. It knows you’re laughing while you blow up a statue of a dictator, and it wants you to laugh harder. Before you ask: Where was Broforce 2

Whether it launches next year or in 2030, one thing is certain: Broforce 3 will be the most gloriously stupid, mechanically brilliant, friendship-destroying co-op experience of the decade.