Turn off your phone. Turn up the volume. And remember: "If you're gonna ride, ride in style."

Rating: ★★★★ (Four out of five flaming skulls)

Have you seen this beautiful disaster? Do you think The Accountant deserved his own spin-off? Sound off in the comments below.

If you go into this looking for nuanced drama, you will hate it. But if you want to turn your brain off, crack open a beer, and watch the King of Weird Cinema drive a hot rod through hellfire while a demonic accountant does Sudoku puzzles in the backseat?

If you have somehow missed this 3D grindhouse gem from 2011, let me paint you a picture: Nicolas Cage, wearing the greatest leather coat in cinematic history, has escaped from Hell. He is not here to negotiate. He is not here to find inner peace. He is here to steal a muscle car and kill every single member of a Satanic cult to save his infant granddaughter from being sacrificed.