The first page was blank. The second page, a single sentence in classical Latin: "Qui audiet, etiam mutus est." ("He who listens is also mute.")
The B-waveform spiked. His servers began to overheat. The PDF was writing itself into his RAM, using his own consciousness as storage. Echo B2 Pdf
He typed into the PDF's command line: "Who are you?" The first page was blank