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“Will Smith in the ‘90s was the guy who saved the world but still had time to joke with his partner,” she says. “Post-2022 Oscars, that image became complicated. But the EU’s training data seems frozen in 1997—a time when holograms were fun, aliens were friendly, and no one had heard of Article 22 of the AI Act.”

And with that, it slid sideways out of the room—sunglasses on, microphone drop simulated, directive complete. This feature is a work of speculative satire. No actual EU robot currently quotes Men in Black—but give it time. eu robo will smith

Meet officially the European Unified Responsive Observer (acronym engineered to fit the branding). Unveiled last week at the Centre for Algorithmic Regulation in Leuven, the humanoid AI interface is designed to de-escalate border disputes, explain GDPR violations to angry citizens, and—according to leaked internal memos—“deliver bad news with disarming cool.” “Will Smith in the ‘90s was the guy