Familia Moderna 1x15 ✧

They leaned over the sleeping baby and kissed.

And then there was Mitchell and Cameron. They had planned the perfect, sophisticated evening: a reservation at a tiny, exclusive French bistro, followed by a classical guitar concert.

Downstairs, Haley was trying to sneak out the front door, wearing a dress two sizes too small. Alex was reading a book titled The Biochemistry of Love . And Luke was trying to attach a raw steak to his face with rubber bands. Familia Moderna 1x15

Gloria, resplendent in a red dress that seemed to defy physics, was trying to coax Manny out of his room. "Manny, mi amor , it is Valentine's Day. You cannot break a woman's heart by not showing up."

Finally, Mitchell and Cameron gave up on the bistro. They took their escargots to go and sat in the back of the car in the parking lot. Lily finally fell asleep, clutching Mitchell's finger. They leaned over the sleeping baby and kissed

Jay, Gloria, and Manny arrived at the steakhouse. The waitress did, in fact, have a mustache. But also, she had a soul. She listened to Manny's tale of woe about Zoe.

It was a terrible Valentine's Day. Which, for the Pritchetts, the Dunphys, and the Tucker-Pritchetts, meant it was absolutely perfect. Downstairs, Haley was trying to sneak out the

"Deal," Phil said. Then he added, "But I'm bringing the fog machine."