Francis Mooky Duke Williams -

“It comes with a lifetime supply of harmonica reeds and a coupon for free gravy at the Waffle House.”

It began on a Tuesday, which Mooky always considered the most suspicious day of the week. He was tuning his harmonica—an heirloom said to have been licked once by Robert Johnson’s ghost—when a shimmering tear ripped open the air above his toaster. Out stepped a three-foot-tall creature made entirely of wet newspapers and indignation. francis mooky duke williams

Mooky scratched his chin. “Huh. And here I thought my sinuses were just acting up.” “It comes with a lifetime supply of harmonica