(without looking up) That would be me. Welcome aboard. I’ve already flagged a dozen microaggressions in your onboarding packet. Let’s go over them. One by one. In reverse alphabetical order.
NADJA (40s, regal in a tattered gown) stands over a laptop. LASZLO (40s, wild-eyed) holds a glowing plasma ball, fascinated. Lo que Hacemos en las Sombras 6x1
Cut to: COLIN ROBINSON (50s, beige suit, dead eyes) sitting on the couch, slowly eating a plain bagel. (without looking up) That would be me
The living room is a chaotic mess of overturned 18th-century settees and a single, inexplicably buzzing neon sign that reads “BLOOD HAPPY HOUR.” wild-eyed) holds a glowing plasma ball