Lomp-s Court - Case 3 May 2026

(slamming gavel) "Be seated. This is Case Number 3 – the case of the Exploding Birthday Cake . I want a clean trial, no theatrics, and for the love of gavels – someone get me a coffee. Plaintiff, state your grievance." PLAINTIFF'S STATEMENT (Character A) Plaintiff: "Your Honor, I ordered a custom birthday cake from the defendant's bakery. It was supposed to say 'Happy Birthday, Karen' with sparklers. Instead, when we lit it, the cake shot confetti and a spring-loaded clown head into my sister's face. She needed therapy. I want $5,000 for emotional damages and dry cleaning."

"Noted. I'm adding $500 for the therapist's future coffee fund." VERDICT Judge Lomp: "After reviewing the evidence – including the defendant's alarming enthusiasm for clown-based warfare – I find the defendant liable ." Lomp-s Court - Case 3

"A clown head? In this economy? Defendant, how do you plead?" DEFENDANT'S STATEMENT (Character B) Defendant: "Not guilty, Your Honor. The order form clearly said 'surprise inside' . I gave them a surprise. It's not my fault they lack a sense of humor. Plus, the clown head was premium-grade silicone." (slamming gavel) "Be seated