Los Picapiedra Xxx - Despedida De Soltero De Bambam -

It was Vilma and Betty, but not as they had ever seen them. They wore feather boas made from flamingo fossils and heels carved from obsidian. Vilma carried a whip made of brontosaurus tendon. Betty held a tray of wiggling green gelatin shots shaped like... well, like male anatomy.

But not angry. No. She was holding a camera drone made of pterodactyl bones and filming. She wore a leather harness and a headset. LOS PICAPIEDRA XXX - Despedida de soltero de Bambam

Then came the . A dancer in a striped bikini entered riding an actual mechanical smilodon. It shot sparks from its eyes and dry-humped the stone pillar. Bambam was blindfolded and had to find a fossilized ring hidden in a bowl of mashed pterodactyl eggs. He found it. It was not the ring. It was a brontosaurus bean. He ate it anyway. "Protein!" he roared. It was Vilma and Betty, but not as they had ever seen them