They lied.
I’m not a Magical Girl.
A talking cat named Mr. Snugs. In most games, he’d be my mentor. Here, he follows me around and loudly critiques my running form. “Your pigtails are asymmetrical today, Luna. The Dark Kingdom will devour you.” I can’t hit him. I’ve tried. Magical Girl Luna-s Misfortunes -v1.09- By nama...
Now, the misfortunes.
Last version, the Dark Lord was a generic shadow wraith. Today? He’s an accountant named Keith. His attacks are: Passive-Aggressive Email , Unskippable Meeting , and You Forgot to Clock Out . I tried my “Lunar Heartbreak” beam. He deducted it from my paycheck. They lied