McDonald’s Employee Hat (Common). Passive ability: You belong here.

It wasn’t a figure. It wasn't a sticker sheet. It was a tiny, plastic burger. The Big Mac . But this one had a tiny, glowing, purple sliver of plastic wedged between the sesame seed bun and the “secret sauce.”

Not just any box, of course. It was a limited-edition, foil-stamped, deep-fryer-red McDonald’s Happy Meal box, and on its side was a crackling, purple rift—the same kind that had torn across the sky of the Fortnite Island a thousand times before.

Before she could scream, a rift tore open behind the big red barn. Out stepped a skull trooper—the legendary, glowing-eyed reaper skin—but his bones were greasy, his cloak stained with ketchup. He held a Harvesting Tool that wasn't a scythe. It was a long, golden McFlurry spoon .

The Burger King froze. His fiery eyes narrowed. “Uniform,” he muttered. “Sorry, kid. My mistake. Break room’s in the back. Don’t forget to clock out.”

She put it on.

“Order up!” boomed a voice.