Audience laughs and cries. Emil is horrified – then the crowd gives a standing ovation. Emil embraces Stepan. Bean is a hero. Bean on the Cannes beach, in his swimming trunks and tweed jacket. He walks towards the sea. A wave hits him – he pulls out his video camera from under the water, still recording.
Bean pays with Emil’s credit card. Signature: He draws a smiley face. Waiter is unimpressed. A famous actress, Sabine (Emma de Caunes), picks them up. Her car breaks down. Bean “fixes” it by kicking the bumper – it works. Mr Bean Holiday Script
: Bean dancing to “La Mer” by Charles Trenet with Sabine, Stepan, and the entire cast. Would you like the full original shooting script (PDF format) or a specific scene’s exact dialogue? Audience laughs and cries
At the screening: Emil’s film begins – it’s meant to be a serious Russian drama. Instead, the projector shows Bean’s footage: Emil shouting “I love you!” then cut to a seagull, then the mime, then Bean eating oysters. Bean is a hero
She invites them to lunch. Bean mimics everything she does: drinks wine, eats mussels, even scratches his nose at the same time. Sabine has to attend a screening of her art-house film. Bean and Stepan watch too. The film is slow, black-and-white, with no dialogue. Bean gets bored.
Ticket inspector: “Your ticket, sir.” Bean pats his pockets, pulls out a string of garlic, a rubber chicken, then finally the ticket. The machine rejects it – Bean shoves it in upside down.