“My underwear. I sew these little RFID tags into the seams. I’m a textile designer, remember? I was testing a new inventory system. Imagine my surprise when I opened my app this morning and saw seven signals coming from your address .”
Derek was quiet for a long time. Then he said, “2024 is wild, man.” My Wife Stole My Sister in laws Underwear -2024...
She nodded. Then, after a pause: “Does that include mail fraud? Because I may have redirected her Sephora package last month.” “My underwear
“You have a problem,” I said.
Chloe smiled. It didn’t reach her eyes. “Interesting. Because I had a scarf just like that. Until it went missing from my suitcase. At Thanksgiving.” I was testing a new inventory system
“Not just any underwear,” Maya said, opening the hall closet. She pulled down a shoebox. Inside were seven pairs. Seven. All different colors. All lace. All with “Chloe” on the tags.