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SHREK! SHREK-SHREK-SHREK-SHREK-SHREK!

FADE IN on the swamp. It’s cleaner than ever. Little welcome mats are out. Fionas in a rocking chair, reading a book by ogre-light. Three teenage ogre children — FERGUS, FARKLE, and FELICIA — scroll on something that looks like a magical glowing stone tablet (“CackleChat”). new shrek.movie

SHREK looks at his reflection in a spoon. He sighs. A single, reluctant ogre tear falls. A tiny onion sprouts from the ground where it lands. It’s cleaner than ever

(without looking up from her book) Go, Shrek. Three teenage ogre children — FERGUS, FARKLE, and

That’s the problem, baby! You’re on your third oatmeal . You used to eat knights for breakfast! But now? Now you’re one bad back away from ordering a walking stick from the QVC catalog for ogres.

(He stands, groans audibly, one knee pops.)

PUSS IN BOOTS (grey-muzzled, wearing a tiny eye patch over one eye now, still dramatic) leaps onto the cart.