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DAVE (40s, buzz cut, cargo shorts, clip-on sunglasses around neck) stands arms crossed.

SON I’m going to live in a van.

SON Because you were staring at me for 20 minutes without speaking. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...

DAVE It’s a system , Steven.

Dave leaves.

SON Please no.

SON My name is Ryan.