Pooping Dog Script Here

Buster disappears behind the bush. Rustling sounds. Jamie hears a faint, satisfied “boof.”

You’re lucky you’re cute.

Every dog owner knows. The perfect spot does not exist. Only the perfect inconvenience. Pooping Dog Script

Oh no. No, no. You had the perfect squat. Why did you abort?

Yes! Good boy! Finally—

Buster squats. Jamie holds breath. After three seconds—

Buster trots three feet to the left. Sniffs a single leaf. Freezes. Turns slowly, like a bomb defuser. Buster disappears behind the bush

Don’t look at me when you do it. That’s weird.