“Fine,” he rasped. “But you’ll regret it.”
He began to sing—off-key, gravel-voiced, painfully sincere—a power ballad called “I Punch (But I Also Feel).” Halfway through, a tear rolled down his stubbled cheek. The mannequins wept. The plush shark returned and nuzzled him. Rambone XXX- A Dreamzone Parody -NEW 2014- -Spl...
Before he could refuse, the floor dropped. He fell through a kaleidoscope of SP’s greatest hits: a K-drama rain scene, a zombie dance practice, a cooking competition where the judges were sentient memes. He landed in a pastel mall that stretched to infinity. Mannequins danced the Macarena. The sky was a Jumbotron playing old reality show confessionals on loop. “Fine,” he rasped