I closed the comment. Merged it anyway.
But you don’t notice the cracks until you’re three sprints deep. Here’s the dirty secret of the modern JavaScript ecosystem: V8 is not your friend. V8 is a landlord.
at remakedbox-core/internal/box-resolver.js:3:19482 at remakedbox-runtime/adapters/v8/ic-megamorphic-handler.js:1:8823 at remakedbox-plugin-transform-optional-chaining-transform-runtime/helpers/_asyncToGenerator.js:12:3491 at Array.map (<anonymous>) at remakedbox-util/createProxyChain.js:44:12 at process.processTicksAndRejections (node:internal/process/task_queues:95) Twelve layers of remakedbox-* packages. Not one line of your own code. The Array.map in the middle is your only lifeline—a desperate cry for help from the JavaScript engine itself. This is the part where I’m supposed to have a solution. Write vanilla JS. Use Svelte. Go back to jQuery. Compile to WebAssembly. Move to Rust.

