The Christmas bills (... "Visa, Mastercard..." )
It sounds like you're looking for the lyrics to by Bob Rivers (a parody of "The 12 Days of Christmas"), along with a useful review of the song. song 12 pains of christmas lyrics hit
Here are the lyrics, followed by a concise review of its humor, structure, and utility. **(Spoken intro: "One of the most painful times of the year...") The Christmas bills (
My wife's mother (... "She's staying with us!" ) The Christmas bills (... "Visa
The Christmas spirit ( "Ho-ho-ho... I hate this." )
The Christmas fruitcake ( "It's from my aunt!" )
Useful Review Overall Verdict: A classic, cynical antidote to sappy holiday music. Highly recommended for office parties, family gatherings (with thick skin), or anyone who's ever cursed a tangled string of lights.
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