Oh, finally. The patch is working.
The neon hum of Andromeda Prime filters through the blast-proof glass. Commander Vex (32, chiseled jaw, haunted by a past he can’t quite patch-log) stands before a holographic roster. SpaceCorps XXX Version 2.7.2 Season 2
I saw a vision of this meeting. It was boring in the vision too. Oh, finally
(V.O.) They said Season 1 was a “resounding success.” Ninety-two million downloads. Three fan wikis. One unauthorized erotic fan-fiction involving me and a sentient nebula. But the network flagged a problem. Version 2.7.1 had a... intimacy overflow. SpaceCorps XXX Version 2.7.2 Season 2