The Bling Ring May 2026

Also, the second half drags once the police get involved. The courtroom scenes feel rushed and oddly comedic, as if Coppola lost interest the moment the stealing stopped.

The Bling Ring works best as a time capsule of the early 2010s—a pre-“influencer” era when fame felt both impossible and just a burglar’s crawl away. It’s not thrilling, and it’s not emotionally wrenching. It’s a glittering, hollow mirror held up to a glittering, hollow culture. The Bling Ring

If you like Sofia Coppola’s detached, mood-driven style ( Marie Antoinette , Somewhere ), you’ll appreciate this. If you need characters to root for or a clear moral, look elsewhere. Also, the second half drags once the police get involved

Yes, that Emma Watson. Fresh off Harry Potter , she delivers her most divisive performance as Nicki, a vapid, aspiring reality star who speaks in self-help platitudes ( “I want to live in the now, and be, like, totally mindful.” ). Her American accent wobbles, her posture is rigid, and her lines are delivered with a bizarre, staccato rhythm. Is it bad acting? Or brilliant parody of a girl who has no inner life? I lean toward the latter. Watson is genuinely hilarious and frightening in her shallowness. It’s not thrilling, and it’s not emotionally wrenching

But this is a Sofia Coppola film. Don’t expect Ocean’s Eleven . Expect a dreamy, detached, and deliberately uncomfortable meditation on the emptiness of 21st-century fame culture.

The rest of the young cast (Katie Chang as the ringleader Rebecca, Taissa Farmiga as the fragile Sam) are appropriately vacant. You won’t root for them. You’ll just watch them spiral.