Season 4 | The Golden Girls -

Here’s my hurricane lamp fund.

Don’t make a thing of it. Just promise that the next time you find “true love,” you’ll run a background check on his family jewels first. Act Three: The Rusty Anchor. Night. The Golden Girls - Season 4

I’m conducting a scientific flavor-triangulation experiment. You see, if you eat a buttered popcorn jelly bean at the exact same time as a tutti-frutti one, it tastes exactly like the hot dogs they serve at the Minnesota State Fair. Here’s my hurricane lamp fund