The Mating Habits Of The Earthbound Human | -1999...

We are witnessing the transition to Phase Four: "The Pre-Copulatory Couch Sequence." Note the hormonal surge. Dopamine levels are rising in both subjects. Cortisol—the stress chemical—is falling. They are, in essence, drugging themselves with each other’s proximity.

David moved to the sofa. He sat not next to her, but at a precise 18-inch distance—the "Buffer Zone." His hand, however, migrated across the cushion. A slow, deliberate crawl. Five inches. Ten. Then, his fingers brushed her knee. The Mating Habits Of The Earthbound Human -1999...

Transmission Log: Xenological Study #42-B Subject: Homo sapiens (Earthbound Human) Focus: Phase Three of the Mating Ritual (Colloquially: "The Dinner Invitation") We are witnessing the transition to Phase Four:

David leaned in. Jen tilted her head 14 degrees to the left—the optimal angle for a first kiss, avoiding nasal collision. The observer made a final note: They are, in essence, drugging themselves with each