Top Gear Specials Middle East -
On paper, it was a disaster waiting to happen. In practice, it became the most genuinely tense and moving journey the show ever filmed.
Clarkson looks to the sky. "There's no room at the inn," he says. "But we've got a stable." He gestures to his oil-stained Fiat. The camera pans up to a star. It is absurd, pathetic, and deeply, strangely beautiful. top gear specials middle east
The ending is what elevates this special from "great" to "legendary." After hundreds of miles of breakdowns, fistfights over rooms, and near-misses with local militias, the three arrive in Bethlehem. But the hotel is full. As snow begins to fall on Christmas Eve—a meteorological miracle in the Middle East—they are turned away. On paper, it was a disaster waiting to happen
Unlike the larks of Botswana or the slapstick of the Vietnam boat trip, the Middle East Special carried real weight. This was 2009, and the crew drove through Syria, Jordan, and into the West Bank. They weren't just fixing broken suspension; they were navigating checkpoints, driving past minefields (literally—Hammond found one), and dealing with the simmering heat of both the sun and local border guards. "There's no room at the inn," he says
The premise was quintessential Clarkson, Hammond, and May: to prove that modern cars had lost their rugged souls, they would drive three cheap, two-seat roadsters from the northern tip of Iraq to the birthplace of Jesus. Their chariots? A deliberately tragic trio of £3,500 convertibles: an Oxford-beige Fiat Barchetta (Clarkson), a hideously "chameleon" purple Mazda MX-5 (Hammond), and a perpetually leaking BMW Z3 (May).
The brilliance of the episode lies in its tonal juggling act. One moment, you are weeping with laughter as James May’s BMW bursts into flames for the third time, forcing him to extinguish it with a bottle of water and sheer resignation. The next, you are genuinely nervous as the trio, dressed in cheap velvet robes they bought from a market, are stopped by armed police while trying to find a Nativity scene.
