I took a deep breath. “What’s stage five?”
I sat. The cushion immediately let out a long, wet fart sound. The woman in the bathrobe made a checkmark on her clipboard.
The hamster rolled into my foot. I looked down. It stared up at me with tiny, ancient eyes, and in that moment, I understood nothing and everything.
I took a deep breath. “What’s stage five?”
I sat. The cushion immediately let out a long, wet fart sound. The woman in the bathrobe made a checkmark on her clipboard.
The hamster rolled into my foot. I looked down. It stared up at me with tiny, ancient eyes, and in that moment, I understood nothing and everything.
