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Leave the chest-pounding for the gym. If you show up to a trailhead trying to "dominate" the hike, Grunt will make you carry the cast-iron skillet for 12 miles. We don't lead by barking; we lead by pointing at the horizon and saying, "Bet you can't make it to that tree."

Dave works in IT. He hasn't seen direct sunlight in three years. He joined us because his doctor said his "resting heart rate was approaching that of a hummingbird on cocaine." WWW.MissionBoys.com