“Nobody asks,” he sobbed. “I’ve been guarding these scrolls for 4,000 years. My wife left me for a lava hound. I have lower back pain.”
“You approved the liquidation of a rival firm’s pension fund yesterday.” You Can-t Corrupt Me- -Tale of the Naive Elven ...
He handed me the logs. Then he whispered, “Page forty-two has a loophole that lets you keep 5% of the profits for yourself. I didn’t tell you that.” “Nobody asks,” he sobbed
He sighed. “Laeral. If you don’t drink it, Karen from Compliance will file a ‘lack of team synergy’ report. She sold her firstborn for a corner office. She will eat you.” You Can-t Corrupt Me- -Tale of the Naive Elven ...